Public White House Tours Cancelled? So What!

Who wants a boring Obama tour when you can enjoy the surreal closed caption pleasures of the Kennedy White House! Let's go! Some highlights:

Drop the kiddies off!

kindergarten kicking and screaming

I'm sure whatever facilities you have will be fine!

or you're going to use a four hundred orphanage

I'm not fond of the big lights myself..

deterrent with god

Well those god hating chandeliers might be responsible.

might not have a future to exhibition

Problem solved!

i pay heaven to bestow the best of blessings and

Maybe you'll be the lucky visitor to find it!

this is the end of the room that has not been found

OK guys, George will show you out.

men leave this time

But if you behave you can stay.

or the men who wait to denounce it now

The Household Wormhole, helpful in covering pesky distances.

leads across the white house to the states are

Maybe tweak that thing a little..

the staircase goes up to the second floor which i a north korea

So the White House Chicken will not always be in residence?

chicken loaned to it

The Turkey isn't here either? FYI, call ahead if you want to meet the State Poultry!

he was lucky to have to take turkey with him

Aww Glittery Kittens are talented! Are they related to LOLCats?

chest octave commission glittery kittens

Nowadays we put people like that in jail!

epicurious vice president

Ya think? I hope that VP isn't planning dinner tonight.

seems to me the roots of the intended victim quality

Maybe the Aliens shouldn't be allowed to sit on the table then!

any president often faced attack connectedness

Had no idea he dabbled in Robotics.

that's right fifty and I was designed by franklin roosevelt

Well, let him out!

isn't just an fyi it's feeling that they keep electric lincoln in the dining

Note to self, add Abe on LinkedIn.

he with the contemporary linkedin

But of course!

for reasons of careers fascination

New Stealth design? No one will suspect flying lettuce.

beautifullest airline

Yeah! This is why You are giving the tour!

and he checked the stupidest things

They had ridic Mods back then too eh?

it's laughing at mods composed credit in eighteen twenty-four

How about a ruckus?

what is this room use for misconduct

Bummer, but it is the White House, gotta keep up appearances.

and now the trend look stupid existed and demeanor

Yeah that looks painful alright! (Is that included in the cost of the tour?)

expensive and that was in pain content

There's a pool?

do you mind living in a house the president many visitors of the swim

Party pooper.

gross

Take the tour yourself! Have fun!