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    Name A Roach After The One You Love

    They'll never forget this Valentine!

    Love and Hisses My Darling!

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    Your precious pest, cutie cootie, Valentine vermin, will look just like this!
    From the Bronx Zoo: "Naming a Madagascar hissing roach in honor of someone near and dear to your heart shows that you've noticed how resilient, resourceful, and loyal that person is. You're not afraid to say, "Baby, you're a roach!"

    Bronx Zoo: Name A Roach!