• 1. Cohost of Bachelor Pad

    Cleavage optical illusion fail.

  • 2. Bristol Palin on DWTS

    Snooki Palin

  • 3. The Hoff on DWTS

    Does “Beauty School Drop Out” start playing when you look at this?

  • 4. Nick Cannon on Americas Got Talent

    Only Hugh Hefner should be allowed to wear this jacket.

  • 5. Enzo on Big Brother

    (Insert global warming joke)

  • 6. Brooke Burke on DWTS

    Captain Kirk would totally tap that.

  • 7. Bo on Ochocinco’s: The Ultimate Catch

    This is his “wanna make a sex tape” look.

  • 8. Jwoww on Jersey Shore

    Sackajaweeeeya!