1. Cohost of Bachelor Pad
Cleavage optical illusion fail.
2. Bristol Palin on DWTS
3. The Hoff on DWTS
Does “Beauty School Drop Out” start playing when you look at this?
4. Nick Cannon on Americas Got Talent
Only Hugh Hefner should be allowed to wear this jacket.
5. Enzo on Big Brother
(Insert global warming joke)
6. Brooke Burke on DWTS
Captain Kirk would totally tap that.
7. Bo on Ochocinco’s: The Ultimate Catch
This is his “wanna make a sex tape” look.
8. Jwoww on Jersey Shore