Joey Lawrence Explained With Pictures

When your child asks you who this great man was, you'll tell them "a 90's sitcom god," and then show them this.[via badtvblog]

• Joey Lawrence is/was...

• The Original Jonas Brother

  

  Except instead of a promise ring he gave his girlfriend the gift of having sex with Joey Lawrence.

• A Naturist

  

  In touch with the spirit of the Earth. We don't know if the carpet matched the drapes but we know the vest did.

• Magical

  

  He was actually in every Cosby Show opening sequence dressed as Aladdin you just can't see him because Theo's head was in the way.

• A Serious Musician

  

  (Don't everybody run to Itunes at once)

• The guy that made out with you in all your dreams before you woke up and realized it was your dog licking your face.

  

• A Serious Child Actor

  

  Who appears sad in this picture, like he just sold his GI Joe collection to pay for his mom's back surgery, sad.