1. Crazy B*tch from ‘Real Housewives of DC’
To: Stuffwhitepeoplelike RE: PEARLS!!!
2. ‘Big Brother’ contestant
It looks like someone came out with an Ed Hardy shirt for sensitive art school types.
3. Less Crazy B*tch from ‘Real Housewives of DC’
You can’t recycle her in that it has to be see through.
4. Blake Lively from ‘Gossip Girl’
I missed the episode where Serena gets into a car accident and has her legs replaced with salt water taffy.
5. Kovacs from ‘Bachelor Pad’
If you combine his top with Blake Lively’s bottom you’d have the real life white Aladdin.
6. Aly Michalka from ‘Hellcats’
Recommended Halloween costume this year: Slutty Kurt Cobain.
7. Twin brothers from ‘Dating in the Dark’
There really is nothing more humiliating than dressing like your twin at age 30.
8. Tyra Banks on ‘Americas Next Top Model’
Inspirational messages on your chest can be uplifting, but they cannot literally uplift your massive hanging chesticles.