3. Speedos. Or really any swimwear.
Unless you’re the Phelps family, this just nonsense.
5. Underage drinking
Are you NUTS? This is a national epidemic, people.
8. This. Let’s be real. This is just confusing.
Like an “I-Spy” puzzle on crack.
10. Synchronized dancing
And any sort of Hugh Hefner impression.
11. And YES. That absolutely, hands-down, includes TWERKING.
Even if it’s under water.
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