Go home, Buzzfeed. You’re drunk.

This should actually be titled: Baby Koala Tries To Grab Leaves For The First Time. (But can’t seem to care about the leaves at all.)

Roald Jensen, nicknamed “Kniksen”, of Bergen, Norway was one of that country’s most celebrated association football players.

I would like to see the girlfriend or boyfriend who plays beside him.

Aren’t there precious metals in electrical devices such as gold and copper? The’s the only reason I can see reason for these prices. Recycle that shit.

Venus possesses the power to view distant locations with her mind, however this power only lasts five minutes at a time. She also has the ability to fly into electronics using a magnificent mech and she boasts an uncommon ability to regenerate. Venus is able to copy the weapons of her foes, but never while in pain. Additionally, she wrangles with adversaries with a cruel series of claws that can force enemies to reveal their innermost secrets, but only in summer. Venus has learned to make duplicates of herself and she fights wielding an explosive pistol made from magic. She has the power to rocket to any point in the universe. Sadly, Venus is notorious for being partially paralyzed.

Seems to me it’s saying “Water? This is bullshit.”

The headline and the content of this message do not relate. This professor is correct, and the headline reads as if he behaves as the characters he describes. Thumbs down to whoever posted the headline, and thumbs up to the letter.

*women