Steve Hannah will use this to shuttle last shreds of editorial say from creative-->management & ad sales. Cunt is the onion's reichstag fire
Former Onion Staffers Denounce CEO’s Apology For Quvenzhané Wallis Tweet
Editorial freedom and the “c” word.
Image by Jay L. Clendenin/Los Angeles Times/MCT
Former Onion staffers Monday reacted with dismay to the satirical newspaper’s apology for calling a 9-year-old a “cunt,” saying the apology marked a loss of editorial freedom.
“It shows they don’t have faith in the writers, or in their public. It looks worse that they took [the tweet] down,” one former Onion editor, Joe Garden, told BuzzFeed.
Onion CEO Steve Hannah, who recently oversaw the paper’s relocation to Chicago and the departure of much of its core staff, released a statement Monday offering “my personal apology to Quvenzhané Wallis and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for the tweet that was circulated last night during the Oscars. It was crude and offensive — not to mention inconsistent with The Onion’s commitment to parody and satire, however biting.”
But former Onion staffers don’t see it that way. Hannah’s statement, Garden said, marked “the first time The Onion has ever retracted anything and run a real apology.”
“My reaction was, ‘It wasn’t a great joke, but big deal,’” Garden said. “I saw where they were going, and the commentary was about the media construct and the Oscar hype in general. But the tweet was shocking for the sake of shocking, but I think that [taking it down] was not the way to handle it.”
Another former Onion News Network writer warned the CEO would use this tweet to compromise the organization’s editorial freedom.
Garden, along with a handful of former Onion staffers — including former editor in chief Joseph Randazzo — started a new project with Adult Swim called Thing X. The Thing X writers’ response to The Onion incident was to publish a mock press release on the Thing X Facebook page, writing
[W]e have taken immediate action and murdered every intern involved with these incidents.
I feel like such a cunt right now.
Yours,
Steve Banannah
The Onion has moved most of its operations to Chicago and has suffered layoffs and cuts this year. In 2012, the majority of its editorial staff — with many citing a loss of creative freedom — left the publication and started new projects in New York City.
Onion CEO’s full apology
Dear Readers,On behalf of The Onion, I offer my personal apology to Quvenzhané Wallis and the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences for the tweet that was circulated last night during the Oscars. It was crude and offensive—not to mention inconsistent with The Onion’s commitment to parody and satire, however biting.
No person should be subjected to such a senseless, humorless comment masquerading as satire.
The tweet was taken down within an hour of publication. We have instituted new and tighter Twitter procedures to ensure that this kind of mistake does not occur again.
In addition, we are taking immediate steps to discipline those individuals responsible.
Miss Wallis, you are young and talented and deserve better. All of us at The Onion are deeply sorry.
Sincerely,
Steve Hannah
CEO
The Onion
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Tim Henderson 2 months agoYou know, I’d actually agree with them on this. She just kept pumping her arms all over the place and essentially just trying to act like a little badass. Which you can’t really pull off as a nine-year old in a fancy dress. Or maybe I just hate kids. Either way, there’s my two cents. Let the bashing begin.
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PauperPrincess 2 months agoThese “former employees” sound like a classy bunch. /sarcasm/ Considering the fact they are “former employees”, I would think their motives to slam their former employer have very little to do with “editorial freedom”. I wonder if their “current” employers would appreciate knowing they think it’s acceptable to call a 9-year-old child a See You Next Tuesday.
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iamerickson 2 months agoWhat I find deeply troubling here has nothing to do with the Onion, Quvenzhané Wallis, or the “C-Word” - it’s how willing so many people are to get behind the concept of censorship as soon as the speech is something that offends them. Free speech means all speech, people - there is no “line that you just don’t cross”. Yes, people will occasionally say some stupid, ignorant, and offensive things. The Westboro Baptist “Church” has made a career out of it. The best thing you can do is not to scream, and panic, and demand takedowns, apologies, and censorship, it’s to write off the comment as ignorant and go about your day.
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jonathanw22 2 months agoYou have to be a Grade A piece of shit to think saying that about a little 9 year old girl is acceptable and appropriate. You want to know why a whole lot of you are unemployed/underemployed, it is because you are pieces of garbage like this that no one wants working in their companies. No ethics, morals or values or basic decency.
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LeilaDit 2 months agoI have some questions. If this was such brilliant satire as many of you are saying, let’s have the brilliant writer identify him/herself and take credit for what obviously is beyond most of us. I agree with the commenter who said the Onion writer was lazy. There were many ways to make the same joke. Instead he/she decided to use a sexually explicit epithet to refer to a little girl. So if he/she is doing satire, why not some child pornography motif involving the actress? I assume all of you defending this writer would love it.
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gd 2 months agoIdiots. The joke wasn’t making fun of Quvenzhané, it was making fun of entertainment gossip media. It’s funny because it’s outrageous. “Sacred cows make the best hamburger.” I get how the insult “c*nt” has no equivalent besides perhaps “n*gg*r” in its implied hatred and viciousness, but that’s still the point of the humor. Was it laugh-out-loud funny? No. But as a commentary, it’s brilliant. The Onion’s mistake was expecting too much of its audience. They blew it by thinking that it would be obvious to ANYONE that Quvenzhané is unimpeachably adorable, harmless, precocious, gracious and sweet. If they had tweeted “Heidi Klum has let herself go - she’s an absolute COW”, it would have been the same idea. It pokes fun at the awful gossip rags and is obviously a joke b/c Heidi Klum is skin and bones.
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melissaw32 2 months agodifference with that joke is, Klum has the brain and emotions of an adult and can comprehend that a joke is being made at her expense and intends no harm. Conversely, a 9 year old girl doesn’t have this level of comprehension yet. She doesn’t understand satire or the political machine. She’s just gonna cry bc someone called her a bad name.
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ecocrafty 2 months agoThank you. As someone who found most of the jokes on the Oscars show itself actually really offensive, I thought the Onion’s tweet was scathingly laugh out loud hilarious. It was blatant yet wink wink, and incredibly funny. Clearly a barb aimed at media, it hit the mark well. Of course my opinion probably has to do with the fact that I don’t dislike the word cunt even though I clearly fully understand it’s meaning. I very very rarely use it myself (maybe 5 times in my life), and find it offensive when used in a derogatory way, but don’t find it a totally off limits word. (though I’m in total disagreement with its level of severity being near that of the n-word. It’s not even remotely as loaded.) This instance was nothing near derogatory except in its commentary on the conduct of shitty gossip media et all.
Taking it down and apologizing for it turned it into something it totally was not. Completely stupid move on their part.
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feistychick 2 months agoI’m very aware of The Onion and I know that tweet was 100% satirical, but you just don’t associate a child with that word. There were a million ways they could have satirized the negative criticism that Quvenzhane was getting. Not only was this an inappropriate way of doing that, it was completely witless, which is what people expect from The Onion.
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Jesse H 2 months agoThe best part about the Onion is that some of their reader become apologists and will use sarcasm as a quick way out from taking ownership of offensive comments. I imagine these same people were on bandwagons for being offended when other people/publications including comedians made offensive to people older than 10 years.
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FireGuyRoy 2 months agoObviously complete sarcasm.. Americans are dumb and complete pussies these days! Get over it.
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beckio 2 months agoThis is ridiculous and I agree with the original tweet posters. They never should have apologized. Take the tweet down, just to get people to shut up, whatever, but to apologize must be pretty demoralizing for a publication like the Onion. I totally got the joke and found it amusing. It’s supposed to be funny because everyone is always going on about how sweet and adorable that little girl is, that her being anywhere NEAR the C-word is so insane it’s amusing. It’s actually a COMPLIMENT if you understand the joke. But obviously, people in this world like being butthurt more than laughing. We’re headed downhill from here, guys.
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danicas 2 months agoSee, this is the thing. There’s a line. Many humorists don’t understand this, but there is an invisible line to what’s acceptable and what isn’t. Using an offensive slang term with a sexual connotation for a minor is *over* that line. It is, in fact, by certain state definitions, sexual abuse. Yes, Quvenzhane is beautiful and talented and adorable and the thought that she is less than these things is laughable and OF COURSE there’s a joke there. However, it’s beyond inappropriate to use one of the five harshest words in the English language to describe her, mainly because she’s a minor. If a similar tweet had been made about Betty White, for example, I’m sure the joke would have been caught, understood by many, and while some people would have been grumpy about it, that’s the way the Onion works and that’s fine. But Quvenzhane is a child. When she hears about this incident (and how could she not?) someone is going to have to explain to her that this doesn’t mean anything. Someone who doesn’t know her called her one of the worst words they could, because they thought it was *funny*. Have you ever tried to explain sarcasm or satire to a child? It doesn’t work that way. She’s not going to understand that this is a compliment. And she should have to. The real compliment would have been The Onion not attempting to satirize her at all. But that’s not exactly how The Onion works, so if it had to happen, there are other words that would get the point across. Our language has so many words, it’s lazy to choose the wrong one. As a group of satire writers, yes, it’s unwise to make apologies. But there are absolutely, positive, definite lines that should not be crossed. Which means there are consequences to actions that cross them. This was such a low point for The Onion, and an apology was absolutely necessary. It’s not funny if you don’t understand the joke; it’s less funny if you don’t understand the joke because you’re too young to know that hurtful things get said to be funny but aren’t meant because they’re a literary concept she hasn’t come up against in school yet.
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danicas 2 months agoI’m sorry, I got so upset that I made a typing mistake. I’m quoted: “And she should have to,” when that ought to say “And she shouldn’t” have to.” My mistake and apologies. Also there’s a grammar mistake in saying “consequences to” when I meant “consequences for.” I’ll be more consistent and proofread more in the future.
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iamerickson 2 months ago-1 for the “line thou shalt not cross” concept… but, +1 for owning up to and apologizing for the spelling and grammatical errors. I really appreciate when people understand writing in a public forum (even BuzzFeed), needn’t be written in LOLCat.
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hannahr18 2 months agoI don’t care if they were calling her the c-word or just wrote a joke with the word in it. That word should never be used in reference to any human being, woman or man. I really don’t care if you think I’m being overly offended. That word is awful and, in my opinion, shouldn’t be used at all.
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A.Leigh 2 months agoWhat exactly is so awful about that word, anyway? I mean, I can see why someone would consider it offensive to use a term for genitalia as an insult, but it isn’t like we don’t call people “dicks” all the time, so it’s not that. And the weird thing is, etymologically, it’s actually a more “correct” word to use than, say, vagina, which is actually Latin slang (implying that it’s a sheath for, um, a man’s “sword”) but has since become a “technical” term. I don’t have any issue with people being offended by it, I just don’t get why so many people think it’s like the worst word ever. Why? It’s just a word.
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gd 2 months agoI’m on the side of the ex-writers in this case, I think the joke was perfect b/c it’s outrageous and completely inverted from any reality about this girl. That said, I’ve been turned around on the word “cunt” - the truth is, there really is no equivalent word besides the n-word in its viciousness.
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anik 2 months agoAll of you claiming to get the satire and the joke are the lame ones, this was not true satire or anything remotely witty of funny and those former employees weighing in on this? That’s funny. Good on to the Onion head for having enough sense to apologize though that’s not gonna do much at this stage, educate your staff on the lines between witticism an tastelessness
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devans00 2 months agoFrom The Article
[“My reaction was, ‘It wasn’t a great joke, but big deal,’” Joe Garden said.] He can bite me AND kick rocks. Garden knows damn well if a grown-up had called one of his kids, nieces or family friend that word, he’d be fighting mad. Just because the child, Quvenzhané, acted in a movie it’s OK? What a twerp. -










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