I see this and hear his creepy, menacing laugh as he crashes into people.

“Cat pushing watermelon out of a lake” has met it's match.

Holy crap. He IS the Penguin.

what a weasel-y weasel-face

Thanks!! Printed on window cling plastic with waterproof Epson ink, and affixed to a spot just slightly above the water line at the rear of my toilet bowl.

Aww, and he's practically smiling! He must have run over an old lady or something.

he is ANCIENT! he looked old in the mid-70s.

BOO!!! HISS!!!

Ech. Still looks like an asshole.