1. Seeing how expensive your meal was
3. The one with the tap water
There is a league of difference between £2.50 mineral water and free tap water.
4. Funny apparently equals money
I don’t think we should Find Nemo anymore. Also, a smiley face on my bill won’t go down well…
5. When only one person got dessert
You already had to sit around awkwardly while they ate it. Now they want you to split the bill evenly!
6. When apparently 10% isn’t a big enough tip
It isn’t like the waiter is going to chase me down the street. Hang on wait… just run.
8. The person hiding in the bathroom from the bill
The jokes on you when everybody else leaves.
10. Left with mountains of change
How do you split a penny between six people?
12. It is too hard. Just give up and go home.
We would not recommend this as the easiest way to settle a bill.