• miss   75 Abandoned Theaters From Around The...  about a year ago
  • this is f'ing hideous. one, hem your veil, if you're going to wear one made out of cheap organdy. it's going to fray like a motherfucker with a quickness.
    two, do at least attempt to do something with your hair, sweetheart. you look like the day after prom, on no sleep and with an LSD hangover.
    three, as a helpful tip from an actual anachronaut: someone is going to make fun of you if you're attempting to do this aristocratic thing while you're walking around with your 90s-fabulous electric teal bra strap hanging out.
    four, and let's not forget that that dress looks about like what it probably cost.
    five, that is quite possibly the ugliest, cheapest-looking, worst-fitting, and all-around most ghetto attempt at a corset i've ever seen in public.
    six: i don't care what you've read on the internet, costume top hats are not elegant or interesting.
    seven: surely the man realizes when a coat and pants are both too large for him. are you an aristocrat or is this your Bozo the Clown impression? good grief.
    eight: calling this steampunk is an offense to steampunk. you can call a turd a diamond as much as you wish, but that doesn't make it so: and contrary to popular opinion, slapping the label/buzzword steampunk on a collection of cheapass, ugly crap doesn't mean people are going to fall all over themselves trying to give you money for it.

    miss gallowglass
    a year ago
  • incorrect. in the 19th century, nobody would have left the house looking like this, and wearing a corset on the outside of your clothes would have gotten you arrested in short order. i know, i know, you were trying to be clever. don't quit your day job.

    miss gallowglass
    a year ago