Life-Changing Advice From The Wisest Man On Earth

Introducing Mr. Forthright, YouTube’s distinguished grandfather.

1. How To Trick-Or-Treat As An Adult

3. How To Pretend To Work At Work

6. How To Get Drugs Out Of Your System

9. How To Quit Smoking

12. How To Date A Taller Woman

14. How To Graduate From College Without Going To Class

16. How To Get Pregnant

17. How To Scrape Ice Off Your Windshield

20. How To Tell Your Friends You Like Nickelback

24. How To Not Pay Taxes

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