Golf Is Way More Fun If You Pretend The Ball Is Attacking People

    RIP everyone in this post.

    "This is it, isn't it?"

    "Jesus. Just make it quick."

    "PLEASE! I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED THE LAST SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!"

    "WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU, BALL?"

    "BACK AWAY. I HAVE A CLUB!!!"

    "DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME! HELLLLLLLP!"

    *tries to hide from the ball*

    "THIS IS FOR MY MOTHER, YOU BITCH."

    "NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

    "GETAWAYFROMME!"

    "I HAVE NO REGRETS!"

    "Goodbye, world."