"Jesus. Just make it quick."
"PLEASE! I STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED THE LAST SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES! DON'T DO THIS TO ME!"
"WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU, BALL?"
"BACK AWAY. I HAVE A CLUB!!!"
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE, HELP ME! HELLLLLLLP!"
*tries to hide from the ball*
"THIS IS FOR MY MOTHER, YOU BITCH."