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23 Things That Are Basically Porn To '90s Kids

Getting off with nostalgia.

1. Justiney in love.

2. This playing before a movie.

3. Triple digits on your Skip It counter.

PERSONAL FUCKING BEST.

4. Perfectly frosted Dunkaroos.

5. Celebrities getting slimed.

6. THREE RED SHELLS.

7. Cold Lunchables pizza.

8. The feeling of launching a Sky Dancer to slay the entire fuckin sky.

9. A Pog collection with MULTIPLE slammers.

10. Orange VHS tapes.

11. The Fresh Prince rap.

12. A cold bowl of Oreo O's on a Saturday morning.

13. A HOLOGRAPHIC Charizard card.

14. This FLAWLESS album.

15. Followed by this EVEN MORE flawless album.

16. Bugles fitting perfectly on ALL FIVE FINGERS.

17. Everything about a Blockbuster.

18. A clean sticky hand.

19. Any popsicle WITH BUBBLE GUM EYES from the ice cream truck.

20. Perfectly folding slap bracelets.

21. Beanie Babies WITH TAG PROTECTORS.

22. Sailor Moon's SLAYING transformation sequence.

23. And Corey and Topagna being cute 'n shit.