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We Need To Stand Together And Defend Zac Efron's Mustache

Respect the Zachstache.

So Zac Efron has a mustache again and you're probably all like "UGH."

Well, you're not alone. Basically everyone who is honest with themselves is all like "UGH."

Even the bros are anti-stache.

During these trialling times, it's easy to reflect on a simpler era (about a week ago) when Zac didn't look like a '70s porn star.

😭😭😭😭😭

BUT THIS CLEAN SHAVEN ZAC IS NOT OUR REALITY AT THIS MOMENT IN TIME!

THIS IS. ZAC + MUSTACHE = NOW.

What's the alternative — NO ZAC AT ALL? HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF AMERICA'S MOST MAJESTIC CREATION WAS GONE? HMMMMMM?????

SO TO ANYONE WHO STANDS ANTI-ZACSTACHE OR PREACHES OF SUCH FACIAL HAIR HATE...

Currently protesting Zac Efron's mustache 👊 #ew

...SNAP THE FUCK OUTTA THE PAST AND LIVE IN THE MOMENT.

THIS MOMENT COULD TURN OUT TO BE REALLY BEAUTIFUL IF WE JUST GIVE IT A CHANCE! ! ! ! ! !!!!!!!

BTW, THE WORLD IS ANTI-ZACOPHOBES SO GOOD LUCK FINDING A NEW PLANET TO LIVE ON.

<3 Zacstache.