*Waves to an old ex on the street*
*Imagines them tripping into traffic*
*Gets home exactly at curfew*
*Tries to act sober in front of parents*
*Waves back at a cute stranger*
*Finds out they weren't waving at you*
*Greets boss in the morning*
*Wishes you were anywhere else*
*Peppy co-worker tells you "GOOD MORNING!!!"*
*Darts to coffee machine*
*Spots a friend on the first day of class*
*Bitch is sitting next to Enemy No. 1*
*Walks into a bar feelin' your look*
*No one notices you*
*Sees a co-worker outside of the office*
*Regrets calling in "sick"*
*Comes home to roommate cuddling with their bae on the couch*
*Plots their breakup*
*Eye flirts with cute new professor*
*Spots wedding ring...*
*...The challenge of a married man only motivates you more*
*Continues to flirt*
