Bobby Brady From "The Brady Bunch Movie" Is Now Positively Hot In A Far-Out Way

    Did my bell-bottoms just get tighter?

    In 1995, The Brady Bunch made a comeback in a far-out way.

    Even if you haven't seen the movie in awhile, you probably remember Marcia's iconic shade-throwing abilities towards her friendless sister Jan.

    Or you might remember the awkward sexual tension between Marcia and her stepbrother Greg in the sequel, A Very Brady Sequel.

    But do you remember the youngest Brady boy, Bobby? You know, the strict rule follower and dedicated safety monitor?

    Regardless if you do or don't, you'll definitely remember him now because he's grown up to be one groovy HUNK. Everyone, meet Jesse Lee Soffer:

    Actual mirror to see your reaction:

    AND IT GETS BETTER:

    *Goes to Sears for a new pair of underwear*

    *Steps inside Alice's fridge to cool off*

    *Jan wakes up, holds a pair of scissors like a knife, and starts to cut Bobby's luscious hair*

    Coincidentally, Jesse now plays a cop on NBC's Chicago P.D., which seems like the perfect career path for good-doer Bobby Brady.

    Sorry Marcia — there's a new positively hot Brady sibling coming for your crown.