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    22 Lies You've Told As A Restaurant Server

    Because you have to make it through your shift somehow.

    Christian Zamora
    by Christian Zamora

    Community Contributor

    1.

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    Truth: You didn't even put the order in.

    2.

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    Truth: By a few minutes, you mean a few hours.

    3.

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    Truth: No, you definitely didn't.

    4.

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    Truth: You are not about to split that giant party's check.

    5.

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    Truth: You dropped some of it on the way over.

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    Truth: You just saved yourself four trips to the beverage station.

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    Truth: Because it's the most expensive.

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    Truth: It's the cheapest item on the menu.

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    Truth: It's fastest dessert the kitchen makes.

    10.

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    Truth: You completely forgot about that table's food.

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    Truth: You can't risk another customer complaint.

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    Truth: You know if one person asks for ranch, they all will ask for ranch.

    13.

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    Truth: Returning customers look the same as everyone else.

    14.

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    Truth: If you're rounding up an hour.

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    Truth: There's still some. There's actually still a lot of it.

    16.

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    Truth: You had to learn a birthday song your first day of training.

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    Truth: Managers told you anyone 12 and under.

    18.

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    Truth: Bigger checks means bigger tips.

    19.

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    Truth: No you won't because it's hot as meatballs.

    20.

    Via budgeting.thenest.com

    Truth: You don't have change for more than a $50.

    21.

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    Truth: You need to turn tables quickly to make rent. Pay now and leave.

    22.

    Via fooddigital.com

    Truth: LIES, ALL LIES! THEIR CHILDREN WERE TORNADOS AND THEY TIPPED 10%.

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