Truth: You are not about to split that giant party’s check.
Truth: You just saved yourself four trips to the beverage station.
Truth: You know if one person asks for ranch, they all will ask for ranch.
Truth: There’s still some. There’s actually still a lot of it.
Truth: You had to learn a birthday song your first day of training.
Truth: You need to turn tables quickly to make rent. Pay now and leave.