Truth: You are not about to split that giant party’s check.
Truth: You just saved yourself four trips to the beverage station.
Truth: You know if one person asks for ranch, they all will ask for ranch.
Truth: There’s still some. There’s actually still a lot of it.
Truth: You had to learn a birthday song your first day of training.
Truth: You need to turn tables quickly to make rent. Pay now and leave.
- Prosecutors will seek the death penalty for Dylann Roof, accused of killing 9 people in a Charleston church in June. ›
- Kentucky clerk Kim Davis has been taken into federal custody until she orders her staff to issue marriage licenses. ›
- Tom Brady's four-game suspension by the NFL following the "Deflategate" scandal has been overturned by a federal judge. ›