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We've got the despicable owner who cares about their own interests instead of the team which they bought:
The douchebag who's too worried about getting injured to make any real impact anymore:
The punk speedster who just might be worth the risk:
The grizzled veteran who has sh*t for speed but manages to still be valuable:
The badass bald black guy who really only has one weakness:
And of course, the hot shot thrower who occasionally sends one about 8 feet above where it's meant to go:
Sadly it looks like we're a little further away from a happy ending. Anyways, thus begins another loooooong offseason. We'd best get to praying...
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