11 Reasons Why My Matthew Is The Best

Matthew is the best!

1. He is a friend to all Animals!

Animals love him. In fact they love him so much they offer themselves as pillows when they meet him, so that they might touch his head.

2. He is a guardian of the earth!

Matthew knows how the trees feel.

3. He knows how to Appreciate Good Bread.

So much so that he has trained his cat to look like a loaf of bread.

4. Ummm...He REALLY LIKES bread.

5. CAT MASSAGE.

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He has mastered the high art of cat massage.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnZhi5gaX8g

6. He Drives Horses through the Wilderness in his spare time...

matthew the horse driver....no big deal.

7. He is an excellent Food Critic

"these fries are satisfactorly delish"

8. Matthew is even more magical than a singing unicorn!

9. He has contribued GREATLY to NASA's Cat Space Exploration program!

See his very scientific drawings! These sketches will be worth millions in the near future.

10. HE KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT SCIENCE.

Literally. Don't question it.

11. He makes me the happiest person ever!

I love you Matthew! <3 Happy 11 months!