Sorry to buck popular opinion here, but the Keebler executives should be punched in the cock over this. They're actually trying to steal revenue away from the freaking GIRL SCOUTS. I was enraged when I first saw those things in the supermarket and I'm still irritated. Come to think of it, a cockpunch is too good for them. Make them dress like those freaking elves forever. And no bonuses; bad executives!

Dulce de Leche are delicious. No doubt.

Thin Mints, Samoas, Tagalongs: the Holy Trinity

this is very helpful. nom nom nom

btw Thank You Berry Munch is shit. And I've found some Keebler elf thin mints that are pretty amazing.

This is an outrage! I've never even heard of Double Dutch and Little Brownies before!! I must have them!

I just, what?

donating to Girl Scouts does more good than buying 'goodies' from little girls on street corners. I think this is the first step towards street prostitution. Don't buy Girl Scout cookies! Don't encourage our young ladies to be whores!

NO MORE LEMON COOLERS? Those were good. :'(
Samoas are the best though.

in canada they sell these maple cocksuckers they are divine

i miss the square chocolate dipped ones with zoo animals on them.
…the giraffes were my favorite…

Walmart brand Thin Mints are soo much better.

I think that they also used to have apple cinnamon cookies. My grandma used to always ask for them but they were discontinued.

Caramel Delights are NO where the same as Samoas. They should be Caramel De-don'ts!

Bullshit. It doesn't teach them anything. I don't remember the last time I saw a scout selling cookies herself. It's always their mothers doing it.

samoas and tagalongs forever

How the fuck do you discontinue Chocolate Chip?

I like to dip my thin mints into a jar of Nutella then go cry and wonder why I'm alone.

Thin mints are a danger to life and limb. They are irresistible, yet if you eat any that aren't yours, you might as well just kiss your ass goodbye. Even the most Zen person will try to kill the person who eats their thin mints. Exhibit A: http://www.aolnews.com/2011/02/22/scouts-dishonor-florida-mom-hersha-howard-arrested-in-fight-ov/