The Top 50 Of Sheltering Suburban Mom

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The Top 50 Of Sheltering Suburban Mom
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  • These are pretty true about some women. #4 is the only one that's true about my mom.

    tiffanym9
    9 months ago
  • tiffanym9   The Top 50 Of Sheltering Suburban Mom and thinks it’s OMG, Win & LOL  about 9 months ago
  • 46,47 and 48 basically are my family, there are a few other ones, but yes, that is them. Which is sad because when I came out to my family, they pretty much acted like number 46, “we love you but why can't you just be happy with what you have right now and stop complaining?”

    crazy kat
    9 months ago
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  • While I do agree that the writing-on-the-butt pants are poor in taste, isn't suggesting that pedophiles can be avoided by the way you dress the exact viewpoint all of the slut-walks have been fighting against?
    Pedophiles cause molestation, not the clothes a young girl wears.

    corys2
    9 months ago
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  • this should not be called Sheltering mom
    because that means a mom that shelters her kids from the world this should be called 50 OF THE BEST REPUBLICAN MINDSET
    actually someone should take all this quotes and put them on a republican's picture, and post it on Buzzfeed

    blackmask6
    9 months ago
  • aed0924 thinks The Top 50 Of Sheltering Suburban Mom is LOL  about 9 months ago
  • The Xanax thing kind of bugs me. I need Xanax to function normally, but I can see a woman like that using them because she's “overstressed”. Other than that, I've met plenty of women like this and this is my grandmother.

    Emily G.
    9 months ago
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  • As I was reading this (and getting exponientially angrier), my dad came up to me and started rambling about how I spend “all the time” on the computer and that I have a disease (?), while, of course, he was clicking his cityville game which he had been playing for over three hours…

    ornellab
    9 months ago
  • The Al Jazeera one is the best.

    WithAnI
    9 months ago
  • #1 is everything. Mom, it's not Maplestory, it's your husband's porn.

    PuppetPocket
    9 months ago
  • This would be my parents and my in-laws. I still love them just wish they wouldn't talk.

    jeskahismoi
    9 months ago
  • most of these are just conservatives in general.  or granddads.

    tommos
    9 months ago
  • There needs to be a meh button.

    dunderri
    9 months ago
  • #37! pretty much sums up the stupidity of republicans.

    Joanna Ferris
    9 months ago
  • This is almost perfectly my boyfriends mother

    sarahw8
    9 months ago
  • Yep, crackers are funny.

    El Bruce
    9 months ago
  • so good

    V
    9 months ago
  • #46 Soooo fucking true.

    Fiji Wiji
    9 months ago
  • The saddest/funniest part is my mom has done at least half of the items on this list.

    jrplette
    9 months ago
  • I don't know about the rest, but #15 is so true it hurts.

    WhatTheHolyHeck
    9 months ago
  • milf

    Tyler C.
    9 months ago

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