I just wish I could unread that part about porcupines and kangaroos. That's horrible.

jerked it twice while reading this

Don't trust anyone who says they don't. Either they're lying about something they don't need to lie about, or they're telling the truth, in which case they're REALLY dangerous.

I'll be right back…

22.6% of women have…intentionally been walked in on?
Comparing that to the statistic that I have never walked in on any woman, we can scientifically derive that my self-esteem just dropped a whopping 12%.