Buzz·Posted on Nov 1, 20116 Other Uses For Frozen TurkeysIt's November, and prime time for an unhealthy fixation on turkey. From rescue missions to self defense, frozen turkeys are a powerful tool.by Chris MenningBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail Frozen Turkey Bowling View this video on YouTube Stopping Bullets View this video on YouTube Assault Stuffing A Snowman After Turkey Bowling. Yes, Seriously.