mccain really misses your lips

He also loves The Hills

You know in that one Final Destination movie the girls are burned to death in tanning beds…? Oh, of course you don't, because all those movies are the same.  Still, I'm surprised that doesn't happen more often.

McCain's health care proposal involved removing the tax exemption for employee health benefits… which would have cost everyone with employee-provided insurance quite a bit more. Of course, the employee benefit exemption grossly distorts the market, so removing it is actually a good idea, easily in the top 5 good ideas that McCain campaigned on and then rejected when he had to skew right for an Arizona primary.

I doubt he tweeted that. And Tanning should be taxed more! Just as much as cigarettes and beer..

Why is Snooki tanning?

Wonder which staffer is in charge of coming up with Tweets that reflect how bat$#!+ insane McCain is these days.

Oh that punny McCain!

Dude, you lost…

I agree with kweerwashere.
Fuck it, I hope she dies in a personal grease fire. Body grease, that is.

Tanning should be taxed and so should cosmetic procedures. If you know that tanning basically equals cancer, and you do it anyway, you're an idiot and deserve to pay an extra 10%. And you're not hurting for money if you can use a tanning bed instead of the actual fucking sun.