15 Work Expenses The Bronwyn Bishop Way

Use the House of Representative Speaker's way with words to get away with these work expenses without spending a dime!

1. Stationary.

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To be fair, each one does have a note pad on it.

2. Uniform

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You can hot glue that Target logo on that silk dress from the 2015 Fall line, can't you?

3. Charitable Deductions

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Poor people like to party too!

4. Home Office

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How could I possibly think about work in less than 1000 square feet?

5. Parking and Tolls

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I only feel comfortable if I can see where I parked my car...from my penthouse lounge chair.

6. Utilities

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Without the giant water feature, the lawn chess just looks tacky!

7. Moving

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Yeah, moving house! What did you think I meant?

8. Health Insurance

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I can only relax when Michelle massages me, and she lives in Fiji so...?

9. Laundry

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Too bad I never wear anything twice.

10. Employee Wages

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A staff of less than twelve would just be barbaric.

11. Depreciation

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My treasure pile depreciates every time your working class eyes look upon it!

12. Building Repairs and Maintenance

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Nothing to see here but a modest tool shed.

13. Board Meetings

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Last one in the water has to reanalyse 2015's sale figures!

14. Auto Expenses

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I only drive it to and from work, I swear!

15. Overtime Meals

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Just a little something to nosh on.