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    No, The Seattle Police Won't Give Your Super Skunk Weed Back

    Now that recreational pot use will be legal in Washington state, Seattle Police have published an online guide called "Marijwhatnow" -- an everything-you-need-to-know-about-pot-laws-but were-afraid-to-ask guide. And yes, this is fo realz.

    Q: Will police officers be able to smoke marijuana?

    A: As of right now, no. This is still a very complicated issue.

    Q: What happens if I get pulled over and I’m sober, but an officer or his K9 buddy smells the ounce of Super Skunk I’ve got in my trunk?

    A: Under state law, officers have to develop probable cause to search a closed or locked container. Each case stands on its own, but the smell of pot alone will not be reason to search a vehicle. If officers have information that you’re trafficking, producing or delivering marijuana in violation of state law, they can get a warrant to search your vehicle.

    Q: SPD seized a bunch of my marijuana before I-502 passed. Can I have it back?

    A: No.

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