11 Things I Learned From Blanche Devereaux
Sure, the Golden Girl was a slut. But the 50-year-old mattress taught me — and a legion of gay boys everywhere — important life lessons.
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11 Things I Learned From Blanche Devereaux
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Showtunes are fabulous
2.
The gym = gay church
3.
Always wear protection
4.
Have (some) standards
5.
Dating a twink can be fun
6.
You can never be too dramatic
7.
It’s not Lebanese … it’s LESBIAN
8.
Best way to get over an aborted Grindr date:
9.
Don’t lie about your age online
10.
Can’t afford a gift for your friends? Try making a calendar
11.
From time to time, you will eat your feelings
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