#11 — that creepy logo.

And no one is criticizing his music for sucking? That's the fail here. That… and daring to compete with Madonna circa “Erotica.” Booooring.

And this is why hard alcohol is always necessary at family gatherings.

I bet that feels great going down. Hard to imagine curdled cream and booze isn't going to guarantee gagging.

My four-day week is the only thing that keeps me from going postal at work.

finally worcester gets the recognition it needs!

I grew up with turtle boy! (#4)

gut flopping is amazing.

can't wait to see the ass who buys this catch his keychain on something and spill hot coffee down his new trousers.

maybe there is a god.