28 Things Only Stay At Home Mums Will Understand

Peppa Pig knows what’s up.

1. 8am counts as a lie-in.

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2. That moment you glance in a mirror for the first time that day.

Forgot to brush hair? Check. Smudge of yesterday’s makeup around your eyes? Yep. Already done the school run? Of course.

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3. You’ve forgotten what it’s like to go to the toilet without an audience.

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4. So you’ve definitely hidden in the bathroom to eat a snack.

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5. The postman knows that you are always in to receive packages. For everyone on your street.

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No, it’s fine, really. Yes, the baby is napping. Thank you for shouting.

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6. A quick trip to the shop definitely counts as an wholesome and educational excursion.

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7. You are evangelical about the misuse of parent and child parking spaces.

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“Not even a car seat in the car. HOW DARE THEY.”

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8. Soft. Play. Hell.

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Fun for them, guaranteed headache for you.

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9. The thought of dropping the daytime nap gives you the fear.

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10. Because of the seriousness of an overtired baby.

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Bedtime is ruined and no one will be sleeping well tonight.

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11. That between 5 and ­7pm is THE WORST time to call.

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In fact, there is no good time to call. Send me a text. I’ll get back to you when the kids are ten.

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12. But the joy when bed time is perfectly executed.

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Bath, book, bed, AND fast asleep by 7pm. THAT’S the dream.

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13. That children always get sick when you have plans.

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14. But you are NOT ALLOWED to be ill.

Parenting whilst poorly will push your endurance to new heights.

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15. This is your office.

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16. Which means you feel left out during Christmas party season.

Office party for one.

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17. Making you feel you need to justify your job, even when you know you shouldn’t have to.

“What do you DO all day??” Um…well, I couldn’t tell you exactly, but all I know is that I
never get one moment’s rest.

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18. But you’ve never been as productive at any job EVER BEFORE.

­Just give me a spare hour and I can take over the world.

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19. You wonder how anyone survived before the advent of all ­day children’s television channels.

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20. Andy, Cerrie, Katy and co feel like your best friends.


Because you regularly go whole days without speaking to another adult.

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21. When anyone without children tells you how tired they are.

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Mmm, you were out all weekend were you? You feel completely shattered? Uhuh.

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22. That dads do not ‘babysit’ their own children.

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“Is daddy babysitting tonight?” Um. NO. He’s just parenting. Y’know, like we both do every day.

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23. Not being able to remember the last time you sat on the top deck of a bus.

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No pushchairs? No small children? What kind of world is this??

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24. When things that used to be a chore have now become the ultimate relaxation.

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Going to the supermarket alone means time to peruse the aisles, ahh this is EXCELLENT…. Wait, what did I used to like doing?

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25. Like the joys of a good drying day.

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You’ve reached the bottom of the laundry basket and have space to hang it all out. Simple pleasures.

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26. That everyone will remember your child’s name, and never think to ask for yours.

Only at baby group is it still perfectly acceptable to admit you don’t know a person’s name even tough you’ve been talking to them face to face every week for the last two months.

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27. That it’s NEVER appropriate to ask “When will you be having another one?”

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28. No. More. Snowmen.

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