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    An IPhone, a Friday Night, and Possibly the Best Free App Ever

    So last Friday night I was at a baseball game, while my hetero-lifemate Doctor Trend was at our favorite pub. There's a barmaid with whom we are both rather enamored, but she has not waited on us whenever I have been there. He sat in her section, then proceeded to text me a variety of what were meant to be motivations for me to bail on the game. I didn't, but I did use Meme Generator's free iPhone app then sent his texts back to him. Hilarity, and this list, ensued. Sort of.

    Justin
    by Justin

    Community Contributor

    • Unrelated. Forthcoming open mic wedding win.

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