Transporter 3's "Valentina" Sucks So Good

Google "irritating" and the name of Transporter 3 ingenue "Natalya Rudakova" and you'll find that critics aren't really taking to her. As usual the critics are dead wrong. Rudakova took Transporter 3 to soaring new Transporter heights with her "can you believe the movie director found her on the street!?!!"-style acting skillz, thick accent, terrible recurring dialogue about food she craves, and what felt like an 80-minute seduction scene.