7 a.m.: Your alarm goes off and everything is the worst.
7:45 a.m.: You take a cold, hard look at your face in the mirror.
8 a.m.: You eat breakfast. Things are starting to look up!
9 a.m.: You get to work and your coffee starts wearing off, so you have another cup.
10 a.m.: The coffee starts kicking in and TIME IS FLYING.
11 a.m.: You get into the flow, and someone calls you into a meeting.
Noon: You try your best to seem enthusiastic, but all you can think about is lunch.
12:30 p.m.: IT'S LUNCH TIME, MOTHA F**KAS!!!!
2 p.m.: Lunch reinvigorates you and you really get moving.
3:30 p.m.: It starts to get really sleepy in there, and you start calling it in.
4 p.m.: You fall asleep for a second and the shock kicks you in gear.
4:30 p.m.: You play a few games to keep yourself awake.
5 p.m.: All of a sudden it's time to go! You did it! Another workday!
