1. We should all know by now how just generally smart and talented capybaras are…
3. But did you know they are actually the life of the* party?
*ANY party. The life of ANY party.
5. They’ll join in whatever party activities — no matter how strange they are.
6. Even if other guests are rude to them at first…
7. …they do their best to forgive.
8. They’re extremely affectionate but don’t go too far with the PDA.
10. …they eventually break out and make friends with everyone, no matter what they’re made of.
11. They’re messy eaters but they have a good sense of humor about it, putting more bashful eaters at ease.
12. They’re comfortable at pool parties.
13. Even when they’re the first ones in.
14. Parents come home early? They know how to diffuse the situation pronto.
15. And if your party starts to get dull, they’ll know just how to remedy the situation.
16. No toys? No problem. They have a few party tricks up their sleeves.
17. Handle their alcohol? You bet they can.
18. Plus, they can make a mean spiked watermelon.
19. Sure, sometimes they overdo it and need a ride home…
20. …but most of the time, they’re the designated driver, so give them a break, OK?
21. Look at this determination. He doesn’t even like Rose and he’s taking her drunk ass home.
22. He even pulled over for this drunk ‘cause he was getting the spins.
You can tell the capybara is at his wit’s end but he’ll never snap. He just can’t.