Friday, 6PM: It's finally the weekend!!
You're so excited because it's FRIDAY NIGHT!
7 PM: You get home and you're just gonna lay down for a second to get your second wind.
8:30 PM: You wake up, realize what time it is but more importantly, that you are STARVING.
9 PM: You've given up on going out and you order pizza.
9:45 PM: Your friends start texting you, saying you're lame for staying in.
You still could not feel any better about your decision.
10:30 PM: You fall asleep pleased with yourself. Tomorrow you have all day to be productive.
Saturday, 10 AM: Your alarm goes off but you're just not ready for it.
11:30 AM: You just are going to give yourself 5 more minutes.
Noon: You finally get up and decide to go to the gym.
1:30 PM: You grab a quick bite to eat, you have a lot to do today after all!
2 PM: You see your favorite TV Show is having a marathon!
5:30 PM: You realize what time it is.
5:45 PM: You contemplate cleaning but ultimately decide against it.
After all, it's time to get ready to go out!
7 PM: You and your friends decide to see a show.
9 PM: You're winning at Karaoke with your friends.
10:30 PM: Someone's getting fresh with you at the bar and it is time to leave.
Midnight: You start to get embarrassing so you call it a night.
1 AM: You fall asleep, satisfied with your Saturday night.
Sunday, Noon: You wake up so hung over you wonder if this is what death feels like.
1:30 PM: You remember you were supposed to call your parents.
2:30 PM: You know your apartment is a mess and you need to clean up.
3 PM: You contemplate the gym and suicide.
3:30 PM: You remember you can sleep it off and the world feels better again.
6 PM: You finally decide to eat dinner.
7 PM: You realize tomorrow's Monday and get back in your pajamas.
8PM: You decide the rest of your night is best spent playing video games.
Midnight: Feeling great about your weekend, you decide to rest up for the week ahead.
