1.
"I came here in my nice hat to ask you something, Ireland. Please let us back in?"
2.
"Every year, on the same day, I am reminded of our lost relationship."
3.
"It's not even SUNDAY and I'm bringing out my Sunday hat to ask for forgiveness."
4.
"Every day, I look at my window for an invitation to the Emerald Isle but alas...nothing comes."
5.
"Listen, my ancestors didn't MEAN to attack St. Patrick. We just thought he was partying and wanted to party too!"
8.
"I just want to party with you, man."
9.
"So...we'll see you soon??"
