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You were an adorable puppy and you know it.
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Socks are better for warming ears than warming toes.
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Your body weight is so evenly distributed this won't tip you over.
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You have the perfect coy smile.
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You prepare and coordinate for all weather.
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You don't take any shit but you don't make a thing of it. You just don't.
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You have one day of the week designated to being a lonesome cowboy.
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You run like this and know it's fabulous.
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You have perfected the "puppy dog eyes."
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Nay, you INVENTED it.
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And you know how to find the perfect napping places.
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Stairs are also the perfect space for nap time.
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You keep cool when your friends are embarrassing.
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But aren't above giving a little side-eye when they are.
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Rapunzel ain't got nothin' on you.
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You know how to work a fan for a photo shoot.
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No one can tell if you are sitting or standing...
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But you love it because it's your own secret and you are king.
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You can sleep literally anywhere with your built-in eye mask.
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You have awesome pool parties.
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Beach days? Yeah, you could say you're the master of them.
22.
You are great at creating self-portraits but see the value in materials that will wash away. Philosophically speaking.
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You also dabble in video art.
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"OH MY GOODNESS! Your ears are so long! Can you fly? Can I touch them??" is something you hear every.single.day.
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And you're like, "You're so clever! I've NEVER heard that one before!"
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Eventually, you acquiesce because it means more to your minions. But not without a little sass showing how you feel.
27.
You surprise everyone with your Hula-Hoop skills.
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You are a kick-ass maid of honor.
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You are sometimes moody.
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You are a fantastic singer.
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You know exactly what you want but know the value of playing a little "hard to get."
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You believe in true love and growing old together.
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Yeah, sometimes you get bloated, OK? Nobody's perfect.
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But for the most part, you are perfect.
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Did we mention you're perfectly adorable?
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Yes, indeed. You are the perfect specimen...
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...and should be hailed as such.
