38 Signs You’re A Basset Hound

Have you ever asked yourself, “Am I a basset hound?” Well, here are some telltale signs that you do, in fact, have the best genes around.

1. You were an adorable puppy and you know it.

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2. Socks are better for warming ears than warming toes.

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3. Your body weight is so evenly distributed this won’t tip you over.

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4. You have the perfect coy smile.

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5. You prepare and coordinate for all weather.

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6. You don’t take any shit but you don’t make a thing of it. You just don’t.

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7. You have one day of the week designated to being a lonesome cowboy.

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8. You run like this and know it’s fabulous.

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9. You have perfected the “puppy dog eyes.”

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10. Nay, you INVENTED it.

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11. And you know how to find the perfect napping places.

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12. Stairs are also the perfect space for nap time.

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13. You keep cool when your friends are embarrassing.

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14. But aren’t above giving a little side-eye when they are.

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15. Rapunzel ain’t got nothin’ on you.

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16. You know how to work a fan for a photo shoot.

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17. No one can tell if you are sitting or standing…

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18. But you love it because it’s your own secret and you are king.

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19. You can sleep literally anywhere with your built-in eye mask.

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20. You have awesome pool parties.

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21. Beach days? Yeah, you could say you’re the master of them.

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22. You are great at creating self-portraits but see the value in materials that will wash away. Philosophically speaking.

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23. You also dabble in video art.

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24. “OH MY GOODNESS! Your ears are so long! Can you fly? Can I touch them??” is something you hear

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25. And you’re like, “You’re so clever! I’ve NEVER heard that one before!”

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26. Eventually, you acquiesce because it means more to your minions. But not without a little sass showing how you feel.

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27. You surprise everyone with your Hula-Hoop skills.

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28. You are a kick-ass maid of honor.

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29. You are sometimes moody.

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30. You are a fantastic singer.

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31. You know exactly what you want but know the value of playing a little “hard to get.”

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32. You believe in true love and growing old together.

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33. Yeah, sometimes you get bloated, OK? Nobody’s perfect.

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34. But for the most part, you are perfect.

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35. And adorable.

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36. Did we mention you’re perfectly adorable?

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37. Yes, indeed. You are the perfect specimen…

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38. …and should be hailed as such.

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