25.But hey, it helps narrow down the people that are actually important.
26.And once that gets figured out, you can be the happiest being around.
27.And if nothing else, you are undeniably adorable.
P.S. It's always great to adopt! You can find many shibas and shiba mixes on Pet Finder or you can check out some Shiba specific shelters like NYC Shiba Rescue.