1. When people describe you, “Sassy” is the first adjective that comes to mind.
2. You pride yourself on being extremely independent.
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12. …but can be extremely vocal when necessary.
18. You like Doge but you resent anyone who assumes all shibas speak that way.
20. But don’t take them *too* seriously.
25. But hey, it helps narrow down the people that are actually important.
26. And once that gets figured out, you can be the happiest being around.
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