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    24 Reasons You Should Totally, Definitely Not Adopt A Dog

    WHO NEEDS LOVE, AMIRIGHT? (JK everyone needs that)

    1. Look at this face, who needs this much happiness in their life?

    2. This much silly?

    3. This much love?

    4. Dogs lower your risk of heart disease. Who needs THAT??

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    5. And they relieve stress!

    6. Could you even IMAGINE how happy these faces would make you when you got home? COULD YOU EVEN HANDLE IT?

    7. And WHO wants a best friend to go on adventures with anyways?

    8. Honestly, this much cute is TOO MUCH.

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    9. Someone who will make road trips infinitely more fun? NO THANK YOU.

    10. And why would you ever want such an adorable thing happening over your vent??

    11. Oh, this perfect picture could be yours but why would you want to be SO HAPPY?

    12. Why would you want a best friend who just ~gets~ you?

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    13. Or a little puppy getting excited about the little things?

    14. OR THIS LITTLE SLEEPER??

    15. WHO NEEDS SO MUCH CUTE IN THEIR LIFE?

    16. WHO NEEDS THE CUTEST STAMPEDE IN THE WORLD??

    17. WHO NEEDS THIS COOL RIDER?

    18. Honestly, if you had this kind of cute in your life you would probably die.

    19. And this little snow shoveler. WHO NEEDS THIS KIND OF HELP ANYWAYS??

    20. Who needs to be greeted like this when they come home??

    21. These kinds of surprises would be just SO DIFFICULT to get used to.

    22. Honestly, these are the paws that strike you in the heart and you never recover.

    23. And a sleep time pal who just wants to cuddle whenevs?

    24. OKAY, MAYBE IT'S TIME TO GIVE IN NOW.

    If you are able to provide a wonderful life to a wonderful creature, check out your local shelter, humane society or Pet Finder!