1. Meet his majesty in all of his ethereal grace.
2. Like an angel on the mound, he feeds his plebeians
3. Watch as the goat’s tail wags so commonly.
4. Yet the dog, the truck, the angel, remains stoic.
5. All hail milk pants dog. All hail.
6. Have the full experience here:
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