1. The sitting question:
Why does my dog sit like this ? This is not normal
2. The sad question:
why does my dog make fun of me :(
3. The question that assumes there's nothing there...
Why does my dog bark at nothing
4. More sitting questions:
Like why does my dog watch tv like this
5. This huge question among many:
Why am I awake? Why am I hungry? Why is my head hurting? Why am I hot? Why does my dog watch me sleep? CREEP
6. This obvious one:
Why does my dog only wanna be my friend when I have food
7. This rather rude question:
WHY DOES MY DOG SOUND LIKE A PACK OF WOLVES DEVOURING A CARCASS WHEN SHES CLEANING HER VAG? GROSS GO OUTSIDE PERV.
8. The question that should just be, "Am I annoying?":
why does my dog hate me im just trying to be nice
9. This harsh question:
Why does my dog have to be so uglyyyyy
10. This judge-y questioning statement:
I'm not sure why my dog has 6000 nipples, but he does.
11. This person asked a good question but maybe shouldn't be allowed near a dog:
Why does my grandmothers dog sneeze so much when she wakes up. I seriously just wanted to punch her.
12. This question born out of not understanding a COMPLIMENT:
Why does my dog always come near me to fart!!!
13. This question that's really none of this human's God damn business:
Why does my dog have human teeth
14. Because it is:
When someone rings the doorbell, why does my dog always assume it's for her?
15. This one that's really asking: is my dog a human in a dog suit?
why does my dog look like a laid back teenage surfer boy hanging out with buds @ the beach
16. This very good question:
Why do dogs love having their head out the window when you drive but will literally eat your face off if you blow in their face?
17. Also this:
why does my dog look like one of those big microphones
18. This Grinch question:
Why does my dog insist on sleeping underneath the Christmas tree
19. This fair question:
Why does the dog only eat MY things????
20. This question of how much dogs actually know:
Why does my dog look like he's trying to express his concern for my well being
21. Finally, the question that has the most obvious of answers:
Why do dogs always like me so much more than humans do?