3. They’ve developed chemicals* to control your mind.
Their poop harbors chemicals that may make humans go insane.
7. They speak more languages than they let on.
13. If the fight can’t be done one-on-one, they know how to operate the big guns.
14. They ride tanks with such ease, it’s as though they invented them.
16. They can quickly read and then dispose of confidential documents.
17. If you come across this room, it is probably the C.I.A.*
Cats Intelligence Agency