11 Cat Calls All Women Wish They Got

    "ME-OWW"

    1. "HEY, WE'RE OUT OF TUNA."

    2. "HEY PICK ME UP AT 8 SO WE'RE NOT LATE FOR THE MOVIE, THANK YOU."

    3. "I"M CALLING YOU FROM MY PLANT LINE, BYE!"

    4. "GODDAMNIT, IT'S ALWAYS CHERYL."

    5. "YEAH, I FOUND A SICK SUN SPOT."

    6. "HELLO? IT'S ME, YOUR CAT FRIEND. YOU KNOW THE ONE..."

    7. " 'ELLO, POPPET."

    8. "MOM?? I NEED TO LEAVE THE SLEEPOVER EARLY."

    9. ***heavy breathing***

    10. "OH, JUST FINISHED A GLASS OF WINE, HAVING A RELAXING SUNDAY."

    11. Finally, the ultimate cat call: