Animals·Posted on Dec 23, 201419 Dogs Meeting Santa For The First Time“If ~hypothetically speaking~, I just farted…am I still on the 'nice' list?”by Chelsea MarshallBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. "WE BOTH BRING JOY TO THE WORLD SO WHO'S THE REAL ST. NICK, AMIRIGHT?" 2. "Who the hell are these people? I don't trust any man with a beard." View this photo on Instagram 3. "I saw myself in the mirror and got distracted!" View this photo on Instagram 4. "THIS IS NOT SANTA." 5. ~Nervous Laughter~ 6. "This is literally the worst day of my life." 7. "All right, Santa is cool but I think it's time to break out the eggnog." View this photo on Instagram 8. "Really wish this stranger would stop hugging me." 9. "I TOLD him what I was wearing and yet we're still matching." View this photo on Instagram 10. "I did not sign up to become anyone's goddamn elf." 11. "Honest to god, if I don't get a treat soon, I'm going to pee all over this tree and this man." 12. "Wish we were going to the dog park AS PROMISED." 13. "If ~hypothetically speaking~, I just farted...am I still on the "Nice" list?" 14. "I will smile for this but just know, I'm here strictly on business. Where tha treats?" 15. "If I stay still enough maybe he'll forget I'm here." View this photo on Instagram 16. "I'm staying calm but I'm 99% sure this Santa is as fake as that damn tree." 17. "I had bigger dreams for myself than this." 18. "SHIT, HE JUST FOUND OUT I ATE ALL THE COOKIES. ABORT MISSION, ABORT MISSION!!" View this photo on Instagram 19. "PEACE OUT, SUCKAS."