1. "I literally have no idea what you mean by 'cash'."
2. "HELLO, I AM YOUR POSTMAN."
3. "LOL I HAVE NOWHERE TO BE."
4. "JUST SNOW PLOWIN', DAD."
5. "...da fuck is this for?"
6. "I AM A SWIMMER."
7. "IS THIS HOW I GOD?"
8. "I honestly just like rocks."
9. "...what?"
10. "What if I don't want to be a contender?"
11. "IS THIS HOW YOU OFFICE?"
12. "I came here to do laundry but literally what."
13. "I AM IRONING YOUR SHIRT ARE YOU HAPPY."
14. "HELLO, YES I AM THE DOCTOR."
15. "HELLO, I AM THE NEWEST STOCK GIRL, I THINK."
16. "I said on my resume I know Microsoft word but I'm a dog so that's really on you."
17. "Honestly, I have no idea what the purpose of this is."
18. "Ok, I'm sorry. This thing isn't even on."
19. "He doesn't even know I'm a dog."
