2. “Smoking sounded like a good idea but now I’m too paranoid to show my face.”
5. “Dude, do you know where Ralph went? He started exploring this tunnel and then BOOM. Gone.”
6. “What if like, you could actually disappear when you hid, you know? Like…here. Can you even see me now?”
9. “What? I’m not avoiding family! I’m just out here enjoying nature, man.”
10. “Guys, do you ever look at the sky and feel so damn small but it’s kind of beautiful? Also, it reminds you of sprinkles and ice cream and…wait, can we go get some?”
11. “It is unclear to me if I was ever a bunny. Or like, we’re always bunnies inside, you know? And it’s just waiting to be released.”
14. “This holiday has really brought the whole family together in new ways.”
17. “Carrots not only taste good but they feel good while you eat them? Just listen.”
“Dude, I haven’t even started the car yet.”
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