1. “Is this a weird looking human baby or have I been the weird looking one this whole time??”
3. “I told myself I would never sign up for a dating site but…here we are.”
4. “I have no idea why I’m on this train or how I got here.”
8. “What do you mean it’s a conflict of interest for me to be a bird watching guide? This is all I know.”
10. “I let the pug life get the best of me and now I feel empty and scared.”
13. “I box because I thought that’s what I was supposed to do but what if I’m not a fighter at all? What if I’m a painter?”
15. “Trying to remember a time when I respected myself but I…I got nothing.”
16. “Turns out, I should’ve been the lion and found some damn courage to say no to stupid costumes.”
17. “How did I become one of those people in a three-way relationship?”
18. ” ‘You’d be a great seal,’ they told me. ‘You’ll look fabulous,’ they lied. When will I learn to trust myself?”
19. “I thought these dots would make me look cool but now I’m just questioning my whole sense of self.”
22. “I’ll start eating more vegetables but not without shedding some tears for the dog I once was.”
23. “I have denigrated myself one too many times at this point.”
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