1. "Excuse me, but what are you?"
2. "OK, you kind of feel like a dog..."
3. "JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE!!"
4. "What? Stop, mysterious creature!"
5. "I knew you were just a spooky dog!"
6. "Jeez, I just asked you what your deal was!"
7. "If I'm a dog...what are you?"
8. "Who are you and how did you get here??"
9. "Why must I sit outside, staring at the alien inside?"
"Tell me your secrets, alien creature."
10. "Holy crap, I thought that was a loaf of bread!"
11. "You are so much bigger than I thought you'd be!"
12. "Who are you and why do you keep stealing my stuff?"
13. "Can someone please just tell me what this is so I can move on?"
14. "Hello, are you a queen? Is that why are you on this throne??"
15. "This creature's spooning technique is...off. But I don't hate it?"
16. "Is this what I'm supposed to do with this?"
17. "Will you please tell me why this thing is in my house shouting about 'squatter's rights'??"
18. "Dang, I just put my paw on your shoulder. Calm down, man!"
19. "OOOOOOOH, I get it! This thing is a ~pillow~!"
